Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm always down for nudity.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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