I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You coming home soon, man?
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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