hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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