I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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