'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
it's great music for shaving your balls
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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