Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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