so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
