i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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