Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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