He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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