Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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