i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
