oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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