god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Found your dick twin last night
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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