I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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