so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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