it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Green mimosas i think yes
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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