dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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