alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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