At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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