what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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