make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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