Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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