Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
