I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Man, jail baloney is awful.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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