yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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