does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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