We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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