i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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