You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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