I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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