you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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