Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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