I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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