I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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