Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
