last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
