He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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