she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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