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(301): View more from Maryland

porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(719): View more from Colorado

new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?

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(712): View more from Iowa

Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.

(732): View more from New Jersey

you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.

(732): View more from New Jersey

IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus

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