how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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