I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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