I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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