i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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