Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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