omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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