Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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