out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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