After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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