I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
we're so committed to being not committed
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