i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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