Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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