I bet he comes in French.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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