they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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