We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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