If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
