walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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