There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
