Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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