Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
i believe in u and ur pee
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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